~THE GOALIE'S PSALM~
The puck is my sheperd;
I shall not ice.
It maketh me save in unnatural positions;
It leadeth me into leg splits.
It restoreth my fans' faith;
It leadeth me in the paths of odd man rushes.
Yea, though I skate in the valley of the shadow of the
net,
I will fear no sniper.
My stick is with me;
My facemask and pads they comfort me.
They annointeth my body with Sports Crème;
My back-tippeth over!
Surely coaches and parents shall follow me all the
games of my life;
And I shall dwell in the House of the Ice Rink forever.
